Once upon a time, nestled within a realm of tranquillity and splendour, there stood a grand manor fit for sovereigns—a palace with chambers six and bathing rooms thrice, where carriages and coaches found shelter in five majestic garages and a noble carport. The banquet hall stretched wide, awaiting feasts and laughter, and the royal kitchen gleamed with obsidian and silver granite, its cupboards of dark polished wood hiding treasures within. A secret pantry and scullery whispered promises of endless culinary adventures, with space for a retinue of appliances to serve every domestic wish.

Beyond the windows, draped with elegant blinds, enchanted gardens flourished under the watchful gaze of security sentinels—alarms, cameras, and an electric fence cast a magical shield, while a silent giant (the generator) lay in wait, ready to conjure power at a moment's notice. The irrigation, commanded by a mere touch of a hand upon a mystical device, brought life to modern groves and perfectly shaped trees, each rounding the path to a most splendid entrance fit for royalty.

Within these hallowed halls, a boma and a built-in braai promised warmth and camaraderie, while the sparkling azure pool beckoned for leisurely respite beneath the sun. The tool room or servant's quarters awaited loyal helpers, and a patio overlooked the kingdom's lush expanse. For over two decades, the stewards of this estate dwelled in peace, their reign unmarred by shadowy deeds.

Hidden within the palace’s embrace, an enormous open plan flat or office awaited, a court of its own with a petite kitchen and powder room, its cupboards ready for the robes and ledgers of governance. Yet another dwelling, open plan and adorned with a kitchen, lounge, bath, and bedchamber, stood ready to host honoured guests or devoted attendants.

To enter this estate is to step into an enchanted hostelry, where the entrance wall rises in regal welcome, and the garden’s rounded trees bow gently in greeting. Here, in this haven of privacy and grandeur, the tale of home becomes a legend, awaiting new sovereigns to pen their own royal chapter.